Playboy Mansion Parties

Fact: If you are attending Playboy Mansion parties at this point in time, you my friend are a loser.

The people who attend Playboy Mansion parties are washed up under-aged girls, who wanted all their lives to be in Playboy, or Brett Michael's "Rock of Love" VH1 show; but were rejected from both.

But, for the most part, its a bunch of middle-aged men from Orange County who had to pay $2,000 or more to attend, or a bunch of random Hollywood nightclub promoters thinking that they are cool because they are now at the Playboy Mansion.

If you were attending the Playboy Mansion parties in the early 80's or 90's, then it was a wild and crazy time. Now a days, its just a place where washed up has-beens go to feel like they have made it, or will be getting laid at some point of the evening.

The truth is fellas is that you will get fucked, but you won't be getting laid.

Let me explain: you just got fucked out of your money for showing up, but you will not be having sex in the pool or else where. Got it?

If you would like to meet a guy (and his buddies) who are in their mid 40's and 50's, who like to wear Affliction, and pointy boots with jewels on their belt buckles, then this is the place you wanna be.

And, if you would like to meet a few under-aged (or over the hill, washed up housewife) who wears a ton of makeup and bronzer, with a ton of hair extensions and almost no clothes on....then bring on the coke and let the good times roll partner :)

For all that money you just paid, the party still ends at 2am...not different than a typical club in Hollywood.

If this is your scene then by all means, have fun and enjoy.

However, for those of us who are in the know....this place and scene is straight up wack.

This is my last post, until my next post.

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