Do you walk up to the door at various Hollywood clubs and buy bottles?
Do you wait in line(s) at various Hollywood clubs and pay a cover (i.e; PlayHouse, Kress, Vanguard, and the Highlands)?
Do you refer to all your male friends as "bud" or "buddy", and all your female friends as your "bff" or "besties"?
Well then, according to Wikipedia you are a tourist!!!